Sam Bradford.... His pimp hand is strong.

He is coming for you Heisman.... You best hide that ass.

Quote of the day: "his banana looks like a smile already."

Quote of the day: "I'd put it on my waffle."

Beautiful Woman of the Day!

Meagan Fox! The Truth.

Classic

Hello... how bout that ride in? I guess thats why they call it Sin City haha. You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there... there was two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack and Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys I thought "wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.

Caption This: Superman Part III

"But Lois.... It's not what it looks like!!"

I don't care who you are, that's fuuny! Thanks Hartman.

Caption This: Superman Part II

Wow..... Wow....

CAPTION THIS!

Caption this... Winner gets a prize.

Define Please

What exactly is a "Baltimore Bow-Tie"? Attach pics if needed. Thank you.

A coat-closet accident is when you trip and fall into the coat-closet while hanging a coat. Usually, all the other coats fall on top of you too, because you tried to grab them to stop your fall. Very frustrating - now you have to hang all the coats back up.

Weighted Vests - C'mon!

I try not to watch or listen to any of those infomercials on TV about different fitness products. They drive me bananas. No matter the product, the concept is basically the same - "use this product and it will be easier for you to lose weight, lose fat, gain muscle, etc." Guess what, eating right and working hard in the gym is the beginning and the end of achieving goals - there is no easier way! Stop trying to find it and stop wasting your money on it! The commercials say all the things that you want to hear. If what was said were true, there would only be one product out there, and everyone would use it and everyone would be in amazing shape. The fact that 2 out 3 Americans are overweight is proof that this is not the case. Get this - on a commercial for a weighted vest the host said that "the vest tricks your body into burning more calories because you weigh more." OK, wearing the vest will make you burn more calories per mile walked, but not because it tricked your body into anything. Could it be the simple fact that you have 25lbs on your shoulders? You're doing more work, bottom line. "Tricking your body" sounds more appealing and desirable though, and will most likely sell more vests. I have absolutely nothing against the weighted vest, but I do have a problem with how they are selling it.

The Hangover: Review and Thoughts

Wow..... Where do I start? This movie is definitely one of the funniest I have seen in a long time. The movie starts with a Doug, a groom to be, heading out to Vegas with his buddies for his bachelor party. His new brother-in-law Alan, fellow Lone Wolf, is tagging along on the trip. The fun starts as

soon as they get to Vegas and rent out the Penthouse. They soon find their way to the top of Caesar's Palace (Not the real Caesar's Palace, that's in Rome) toasting drinks with each other. What happens next was a chain of events that will have you holding your sides and wiping your eyes from the tears of laughter. I would highly suggest going and seeing it. DO NOT TAKE ANYONE THAT WOULD GET OFFENDED FROM SHOCK HUMOR. Out of a 10 possible stars, I have to give this movie an 8-star comedy performance. Do yourself a favor and go see it soon. I do have to say that if anyone has had an experience like these guys had or even close to this, please leave a comment about your experience. Also, in this case it wouldn't be wise to attach your name to it.

May I Join You, Pard?

Diesel, you were looking lonely all by yourself. Thought I'd give you some company - plus you'll look better next to him. I mean, what are friends for?

A good looking S.O.B.

This man is a good looking Son O' Buck

Diesel, I'm really liking your posting frequency - can't wait to grab a second to respond to the nickname posting. Good stuff.

Dave Matthews Band: Big Whiskey and the Groogrux King

Greatest band ever. Ok, now that is out of the way. Let's look at their new album, Big Whiskey and the Groogrux King, with an unbiased view. THIS THING ROCKS MY FACE OFF. They start off with the somber tune GRUX which leads into SHAKE ME LIKE A MONKEY. This is a great love song where a man is just laying it on the line professing his love for a woman. Lines like "I like my coffee with toast and jelly, but I rather be licking from your back to your belly!" & "Yes and no you have to choose, Romeo and Juliet, the hangman and his noose, you and me just go together" It has tones of Earth, Wind, and Fire and just explodes musically and lyrically. Why I am is a great tribute to the Groogrux king (Leroi Moore) who passed away from complications of injuries sustained from an ATV accident last year. The album goes on to SPACEMAN. What a great song. It has a haunting guitar line and carter provides an awesome drum line. The lyrics are amazing. As you may or may not know, Dave is a romantic songwriter. Again he is talking about his love for his girl and how despite all other things he just loves her. ALLIGATOR PIE is a jam similar to LOUSIANNA BIYOU from Stand Up. But it make you feel like grabbin a big brew and getting up and dancing. The set comes to a close with BABY BLUE. This is lyrically as strong as Dave has produced in a long time. It is a great song that just melts your heart. In conclusion, I would suggest picking up this great CD. Dave is back and in a big way.

Nicknames Equal Greatness

A long time ago I heard that "nicknames equal greatness." I tend to agree. This concept is easy to see in the world of sports - if you don't have either one really cool nickname or multiple nicknames, your probably not a top tier superstar. For example, here's a list of some of my favorites just to name a few: charlie hustle, air, sweetness, prime-time, golden bear (bonus points for anyone who names the athletes respectively). Chuck, you nailed it when you said that nicknames are really just terms of endearment, whether it be amongst friends or when referring to sports figures. I'm curious though, if nicknames can be a good thing, can't they also be a bad thing? Off the top of my head, I can't think of any "bad nicknames", but there's gotta be some out there. And if there is, then this shoots "nicknames equal greatness" theory out of the water. I mean, what if you had a bunch of "bad" nicknames, your probably not all that great. Also, are there any of those "good-looking S.O.B." pictures for sale. Autographed? Interested buyer!!!

Nicknames and their meaning to me.

Nicknames are of the upmost importance to me. I have found in my life, that if I don't nickname you... You're probably an asshole. For example Which person do you think Charlie thinks is an Asshole? a. Eric "Big Papi" b. Lauren "L-Ski" c. "Luker Duker" d. Sarah "S-Cleazy" e. Darren Jackson If you picked any choice but e. you failed. I'm kidding about Darren, although I do think he can be an asshole sometimes. My point is that if I don't have some kind of endearing nickname for you, you probably don't register on the friend radar. But who are true friends really? You really only have a couple in your life. So how can you tell who they are? They don't come in bunches. So how do you decide on who will become you bestie? Easy..... First off. Do they have that "I'm an asshole" vibe? Second. Are they an asshole? Third. If you answered yes to either question, they probably won't and shouldn't be your pal. This is just a good rule for life.

Zombie Response

Chuck - As you know, your previous post is not a new topic between you and I. Over the last several years, I've gained a great insight regarding your mindset and attitude towards zombies. You made a lot of good points and brought up some valuable questions. I also like the movie references...it is, at this point one of the only tools we can use to anticipate what a zombie might do during a "zombie invasion." Let me throw this at you though...Can we really use the movies in that way? Can we really assume that a zombie would do what we see them do in the movies? The zombies in the movies are only special effects or people that are told to do "zombie things", they are not actually zombies nor are zombies giving any true direction on the set (if they were, the invasion may have already begun). It's all a big "zombie assumption" - follow me? Here's what I'm getting at - how prepared can we actually be? Lastly, you mentioned your wife's ability to reproduce and clear your head...are those two seperate entities or an act that's one-in-the-same? Thought I'd "clear" that up.

Zombies and their effect on my life.

Zombies have long been a running theme in my life. I think about Zombies at a bare minimum 2-3 times a day. I can only assume that everyone else does too. The most reaccuring theme that seems to come up when talking of Zombies are... What do you do? Where do you go? And finally, Who do you bring with you? The answer to the first question is always, run..... Just run.... Get the hell out of dodge. Protect yourself... Right.... Second question is always a constant. Get your ass to a wal-mart or a Sam's as soon as possible. Dawn of the dead uses a mall, but that is just to big to secure. A wal-mart or Sam's can be secured, all while providing food and ammo. The third question addresses who you would bring. I initially would only want to save myself, but being married definitley changes some things. I would have to take my wife, she provides a stable relationship and helps clear my head. Although she might slow me down she would serve a purpose, if not for her reproductive capabilities. I would like to take my dog, but if you watch 28 day later as well as dawn of the dead, the profound attachement to the friendly canine can be deadly. Boswell (My dog) doesn't make the cut. Sorry buddy. Unless you have some time of Anti-Zombie solution in your blood, you can't come. Alright. I'm sure I will have plently more to add in the future. But I think this is a solid first post. Please let me know your thoughts.

First Post

Prior to writing this initial posting, i juggled a few topics in my head. Should i write about sports, movies, music, current events, etc? Finally, i decided that nothing was better to write about in the initial posting than - the initial posting. See, how could any one topic be chosen for the initial posting without setting some sort of theme right off the bat? I like the idea of a "themeless" blog, for now. I bet a theme will develop soon, but not because of this posting. As for the blog's name, it's clever, but tentative - which reminds me.....

Hey, Tiny, who's playing today?

Jolly Green Giants and the Shitty Beetles.

Shitty Beetles? Are they any good?

They suck.

Then it's not just a clever name.

.......that won't start a theme, will it?