Sam Bradford.... His pimp hand is strong.

He is coming for you Heisman.... You best hide that ass.

Quote of the day: "his banana looks like a smile already."

Quote of the day: "I'd put it on my waffle."

Beautiful Woman of the Day!

Meagan Fox! The Truth.

Classic

Hello... how bout that ride in? I guess thats why they call it Sin City haha. You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there... there was two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack and Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys I thought "wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.

Caption This: Superman Part III

"But Lois.... It's not what it looks like!!"

I don't care who you are, that's fuuny! Thanks Hartman.

Caption This: Superman Part II

Wow..... Wow....

CAPTION THIS!

Caption this... Winner gets a prize.

Define Please

What exactly is a "Baltimore Bow-Tie"? Attach pics if needed. Thank you.

A coat-closet accident is when you trip and fall into the coat-closet while hanging a coat. Usually, all the other coats fall on top of you too, because you tried to grab them to stop your fall. Very frustrating - now you have to hang all the coats back up.